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Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.
JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"
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He has a tiny penis and loves to rape children and is a registered sex offender he loves to stick rhino dick in his mouth he always watches dog and furry porn he stinks like dick cheese and has a 10 pack of abs
Girl#1 call the cops
Guy#2 wtf is he fisting that little boy
Dylan Evans
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a fucking downie, he is a devinshire carrot cruncher. got half his spine removed to suck his dick.
Caleb: look at that downie
jamie: he so gay
jayden: he's probably a ryan evans
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A term used to describe a slut
Alex: "hey, did that girl just get in a van with a guy she doesn't even know and drive off?"
James: "yeah"
Alex: "what a sadie evans"
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To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
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A phrase borrowed from russian, describing a guy who has had sex with another guy, then tries to take it back. Usually by being a dick to the person they had sex with.
Why is that football player being mean to Jonny?
Oh, he's just Evan Lysacek!
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it is a phrarse reffering to anyone who is left handed and believes that they would have had full dominace against the right handed in the medievil era
You will all fear Evan the Left right-handers.
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