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When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.
I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.
Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!
The name given to amazing women.
Marie-eve is a super-supervisor!
An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.
You are an eve nig apple
Eve-Anne is the most intelligent and amazing person on earth. She has big boobs, a big butt and an angel face. She should live in heaven… humanity doesn’t deserve her. She is from another planet!
Wow I think I saw a goddess… oh no it was Eve-Anne!
Sleeping before midnight on New Years Eve.
The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!