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An excelent response when some makes fun of you for a fail even tough they failed in a similar way in the recent past
Man1: HaHaHaHaHa dude you totally whiped out there bro, what a fail
Man2: Whatever dude u did the same thing 5 minutes ago, I just choose to fail by example, ya big dummy
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A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.
O.J. Simpson getting away with murder=Eternal Fail
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When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
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the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.
me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."
friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"
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You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.
Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"
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When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.
EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"
Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."
EX #2
person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"
person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"
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A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.
*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail
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