Family Guy

A show that was once a fashion statement to be obsessed with, and now is a fashion statement to hate, because a few kewl kids thought they would break away from the pack and hate on it.

*2008*

Guy: Dude I love Family Guy, COOL HWIP LOLOLOL

*2009*

Same guy: FAMILY GUY SUCKS DICK, THAT COOL WHIP JOKE WAS COMPLETELY UNFUNNY AND ANYBODY WHO WATCHES THAT SHOW IS A COCK SMOKING FAGGOT.

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family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

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family circle

when a group of people who are good friends/family get a little too intimate and it becomes awkward.

Yesterday I was sitting with my best friend and I accidentally grabbed his butt and he smacked mine. Then there was an awkward silence. It was a total family circle.

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Work Family

n. A concept perpetuated by the managerial class and employers to describe work colleagues as family. The purpose of this oxymoronic notion is to discourage employee relationships outside work so that the manager can continue to prosper at the expense of employees.

Beth, please don’t go home until 7:30 pm, your work family needs you.

Bill keeps trying to plan a Christmas party at his house for the “work family” but we have, like, a real family

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the ace family

The Ace family is an amazing ,sweet and caring family. The Ace family are a family youtubers. The Ace family have a child named Elle Lively McBroom and the father is Austin McBroom and the mother is Catherine Paiz and they are having another baby.

The Ace family is caring , loyal and sweet♠️♠️♠️♥️♥️♥️

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Family Feuding

to be drunk around your immediate family, like the host of Family Feud

I was family feuding last night. My parents gave me a breathalizer and made me do my trumpet practice.

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family bucket

Term used to describe a girl who has slept with more than one menber of the same family or a close group of friends.

"Joe did you get the family bucket last night too?"
"Yeah.... she was better than i thought she would be! a bit greasy but I was still licking my fingers this morning!"

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