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Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday
Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
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Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!
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The act of tucking one's balls and penis between his legs, bending over, and having another lay on his back while eating the his ass hole out and being jacked off simultaneously.
Steve: "Jonathan gave me the BEST Croatian Goat Farmer last night."
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A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
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a mythical deviant being, who enjoys deviance and butt fucking people.
Watch your ass tonight, de farmer mon be out!!!!!
Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Put the Damilola on ice, you mule farmers wife
Someone who picks the chunks off their ass
Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer
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