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When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream
Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.
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A silent, yet super stinky fart.
I love to release my Ninja Farts just before exiting the elevator.
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gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"
Mike - "It's my cider fart"
Colloquially known as a "skunk."
"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"
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A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"
dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"