female gaze

“female gaze” isn’t a thing. always stupid white girls trying to make slang and it always backfires in their faces. the only reason people are talking about it is because other girls are jealous that boys have a “male gaze” and we don’t have jack shit.

👩 🦳 : kevin is the epitome of the female gaze!!
👩 🦰 : it’s not even a thing stop trying to make it happen..

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female-led relationship

A romantic heterosexual relationship, in which the female has control over the male to a greater or lesser extent.
Found (sexually) pleasing by many and thus becoming a more and more common subject in media and jokes and even in real life.
Independently, handing over all the power to the female is capable of reducing arguments and will then stabilize and intensify a relationship.

Since I finally gave in and agreed to simply obey my girlfriend, she is the loveliest thing I have ever seen and I am totally relaxed and happier than ever. Now I would not want anything but an absolutely female-led relationship.

At home my wife is calling the shots.

With the arms of a woman...

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Female Teacher Syndrome

When you think your female teacher is absolutely smoking hot but in reality it's because she is the only (or least unattractive) female teacher.

Jim: "Mate, how fit is Miss Lee?!"
Dave: "Come off it, blatant case of female teacher syndrome there"

Misery Bitch (female)

A woman from which misery, and all bad things eminates from. She will do anything and everything to make a single, or many men's lives hell.

Often the cause of disfunctional relations with-in a group of friends.

He's been a total downer ever since his misery bitch (female) moved in.

female sex organ

Are you fucking dumb or something? It’s a fucking vagina you dumbass.

The female sex organ is a vagina

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single white female

v: to imitate to the point of stalking. Based on the movie of the same name.

"Hey, this girl is single white femaling me. I can't get her off my back!"

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Female Dating Strategy

A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.

FDS Woman 1: "Men are such scrotes! All they do is wank off, watch porn and live in flith! They're animals"
Normal Human: "Didn't you just have a maniac episode about two weeks ago? You off your meds again?"
FDS Woman 2: "SHUT UP! We're Queens! Female Dating Strategy is life. Hail Feminism! Definitely not insane. MISOGYNY!!!"
Normal Human: "Whatever you say..."

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