nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

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finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.

John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.

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Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

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sex fingers

someone who f@*ks everything they touch.

put the spanner down sex fingers
steve strange

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Middle Finger

flip the bird or middle salute looks like this

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........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
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(yes i made that) and it means to FUCK OFF and such (for more of these IM me at FUN8927 or Emailme same thing wth @aol.com)

Your an Ass hole
Well guess what? here to you buddy
(flips the finger)

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Jazz Finger

To show off in an unecessary fashion

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'

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Wax Finger

1.To Shove, or to penetrate a woman with a candle stick, in her vagina.

2.To use a candle as a dildo.

3.Also to cover your finger in wax and finger yourself, or another.

Dude i totally wax fingered my girlfriend/boyfriend yesterday.

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