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What it sounds like. Foods that are considered to be "in", that hipsters and the general adolescent crowd of America live for. This includes frozen yogurt (preferably Pinkberry), tea, sushi, skinny lattes, Trident Layers gum, Jamba Juice, frappes, Sour Power Straws, Vitamin Water, any obscure health food dishes, etc.
John: Dude, I need some hipster food NOW. The plaid on my shirt is starting to fade away, my beanie is disintegrating, and I can't even name a single unknown punk rock band!
Bob: Somebody get this man a double venti vanilla frappaccino with extra soy milk, stat!
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When someone (or you) don't feel like eating, but you force them to anyway. Essentially raping with food.
Person A: I'm so depressed I can't even look at food.
Person B: You have to eat. Don't make me food rape you.
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Created by Joe DeCommer; food sack is slang for stomach.
If you eat alot of food, your food sack will be full.
My food sack hurts.
I oughta punch you in your food sack!
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great tasting African American food. the best soul food restaurant is in harlem, new york city at sylvias soul food.
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"The victim was punched repeatedly in the food pussy", police said.
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A bulging stomach created by eating too much. Or feeling bloated resembling early stages of pregnancy.
Donna: "I just ate a so much i have a food baby"
Jenny: "Yeah looks like you're finishing your first trimester"
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A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.
If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.
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