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when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances
loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.
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you need at least three people. your left foot goes in the mouth of the person to your left and your right foot goes in the butt of the person to your right..forming a circle.
the human snowflake that we made at the foot party was beautiful, i think i saw god.
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The growth of a milk-holding sack on the foot. Sometimes it brings you luck or super powers.
Hey man! Can I caress your foot nipple?!
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People who suck up to the protesters.
"Damn bro, you see those people sucking up to the protesters"
"yeah man, those are some real foot washers"
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The art of inserting ones toe up whatever orifice, all the way up to the hilt
Shit me mate......he stuck his toe right up to my tonsils - the dirty low down foot knuckling son of a bitch
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To get foot-fucked is to get get foot-molested in full view of everyone by a sexy Scotsman. And subsequently to have nightmares (read: wet dreams) about the incident later.
Connie: I got foot-fucked yesterday.
Other: O ya?
Connie: I had nightmares.
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the act of jammin' a foot up one's vaginal openning. This act has to be done to a smelly vagina, and helps to block the odor and jucies from escaping the vaginal core.
HAVE FUN!!!
"I gave that bitch Mary a tuna foot last night, and it totally kept the stench in da hoe!"
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