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me: "hey, can I come over later?"
you: "Idk, I'll have to ask titty grandma."
you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason
*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
When grandma brings you food and you get excited
Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink
Kimmy the crackhead is who you’ll call your grandma , you know the one that gives you crack
“You visit kimmy the crackhead grandma yet I head she got a new stack in!!
Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??