bi-winning

Winning both here and there.

Term coined by Charlie Sheen during an interview with ABC's Good Morning America.

I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there, now what?

If I'm bipolar aren't there moments where a guy like crashes like lying in the corner like "oh my god it's my mom's fault"

Shut up! Shut up! Stop, move forward!

- Charlie Sheen

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Bi-Winning

The way a bipolar psychopath describes themselves.

I'm bi-winning: I win here, I win there.

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Win-dogge sway

The sometimes-seen-as-sexual way in which Winston Marshall (nicknamed Win-Dogge) of Mumford & Sons sways forward and back, leading with his hips, while playing his signature banjo riffs. Can be seen in live performances of "The Cave", "Roll Away Your Stone", "Little Lion Man", and ""Lover of the Light" most commonly.
Also seen in the band's music video for "Little Lion Man".

Girl #1: I love the way he's dancing while he plays that banjo!"

Girl #2: That's the Win-Dogge Sway!

Girl #1: It's so sexy!

can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.

"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."

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pay-2-win

Games where someone who pays with real money has such a huge advantage, that its literally impossible for a free2player to keep up.

Guy A: look, i got this ring with +25% attack power.
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...

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Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about

Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."

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dunn hall win

a fail so hard, and so much, that it just might be a win

That joke was so dunn hall win.