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A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.
One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
The forest of penis should not be entered!
Warning - Forest contains penis
Warning - Falling Cum Rain
Warning - Salty Smell of death
The sexual act of a woman, or man, licking a man from his anus, across his guch, over his testicles, to the tip of his penis. The end result being feces laced through the hair of the man's pubic region, thus the name - Chocolate Forest.
Man 1: Dude, remember that chick from last night?
Man 2: Yeah, that slutty blonde in Daisy Dukes?
Man 1: Yeah, her. So I took her home last night and she started to suck my dick. Then outta nowhere she takes a stroll through the chocolate forest!!
Man 2: Sick!!
Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...
When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...
gay asf bitchass who I love more than anyone in this whole world
look its Forest! He's very cool
A place where treehouses are on fire and people smell gas on their hands.
Person: hey this forest is neat !
Friend: wowh! That treehouse is on fire !
Person: I ... smell gas on my hands
Friend: this is not what I had planned ...
Person: YOUR NOT REAL TO MEEE YOUR MADE UP.