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When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want
straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me
straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby
Riv Friday is the phenoma which occurs when it is Friday in New Zealand and Australia yet remains Thursday for the rest of the world. Thus, granting those other timezones two Fridays each week
That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.
Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."
The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
You look like Ben Friday
Your a bitch I’m not that short
You look like Ben Friday
You bitch I’m not that short
Girls dressing in exceptionally slutty outfits + drinking excessive amounts of alcohol + going out for the night = so many stories in the morning (or possibly afternoon ;) )
OMG! It's JOLLY FRIDAY!
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