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absolute god and unit. would beat the shit out of you any day
Did you see Tommy Fry?
No.
He’s an absolute unit built like a brick shithouse!
When a man dips his erect penis in warm nacho cheese, then is sucked off by a partner.
I gave my girlfriend a Billy Cheese Fry last night.
The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.
Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"
Well poppy fry is a lot of things she is very annoying but and thinks she’s funny when she’s not she’s a simp for anyone who shows her an ounce of affection but she’s a very likeable person and thinks she’s fast when she’s not she thinks she’s good at everything but sadly she’s not she’s dating a right fitty though
It’s a sheep nope it’s poppy fry
Those dickheads who stormed the Capitol
“Some Freedom Fry Nazi in the comment section got so butthurt so easily today”
Girl 1: Hey is that an Emo?
Eshay 1: Nah Dawg its a black frying pan
the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out
Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go
Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection