fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.

Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

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nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

you use it when you want a nigga to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

Nigga: a-
Person: nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

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shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

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You got me fucked up

A person in love who don’t know how to deal with it. You become so emotional that it feels fearful, so much that you become fucked up

Him: what wrong, why you’re always so emotional
Her: as she sobs, you got me fucked up

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he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

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a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

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