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When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."
Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"
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when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.
Huckeby: i call shotgun!!
danielle: You got me fucked!!
Grow: lol
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metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.
Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
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Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.
Superior: That was great work you did on this project
Junior Person: Fuck you pay me
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On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other
hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !
When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it
“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”
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