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The name of a lost species of snake. Appearing as a sort of miniature Chinese Dragon, this lost species is most notably remembered as the snake that talked to Eve in the Garden of Eden in the Bible. The origins of the name however, are not known.
Glass Fringer, shrouded with myth
Hidden in legend and time
Legs of old and scales of new
Species lost in book and rhyme
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When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!
- Man, I'm so horny right now i could even fuck Big Becky over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.
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The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.
She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.
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Properly used as a slang replacement of "gay".
"Clay Aiken is so glass slippers."
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Someone who eats instead of smokes crystal meth, which some in tweeker circles consider less addictive than smoking it because it doesn't have the same instant rush that smoking it does.
"That dude doesn't smoke. He's a glass eater."
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Glass Pass (verb)
When an alcoholic beverage is handed or passed in a sexual manner from one individual to another in a bar or pub-like environment.
Like OMG Sally, this reallyyyy hot guy just gave me the most sensual glass pass ever! I totally want to f*** him now.
Nah bra, I'm not chasing my ex's p**** tonight, this chick bartender here did one of the naughtiest glass passes I have ever come across. I wonder what she's like in the sack.
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When you go to a cinema to see a 3D film, then take out the lenses of the glasses you were given to make just plastic glasses with no lenses and no purpose. Wear them to look like a dork.
Girl 1: Hey what kind of glasses are those?
Girl 2: They're 2D glasses. I went to the cinema to see a 3D film, then I took the lenses out. I think it's funny that I look like a dork.
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