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Leaving an inverted toilet plunger filled with urine propped up against the inside of a public toilet stall door, then climbing out the bottom of the side, leaving a booby-trap for the next victim.
When Dave opened up the toilet stall door, he got a Golden Chalice in the front of his pants.
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When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass
Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.
Really was she hot
Fuck yeah, that's why I did it
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A close resemblance to the golden shower, but where you pee in the butthole of your partner.
Hey honey would you like a golden hole this evening?
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When somebody’s foot and toes are afflicted with arthritis and vascular disease in which the person has lost at least 1 (generally 2 or more) toes and the toes become contracted into a claw of a eagle. In addition the toes nails are long and golden from neglect forming sharp and potentially deadly talons.
Maria, when prepping the golden eagle for surgery make sure to clean well between the talons.
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Dutch gay boi who makes animations to distract himself from the real terror and horror of the world
Oh damn, that guy is Golden Spino
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Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.
I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
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When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.
Take a wazz in the bucket old chap. Andy really enjoys a golden sauna.
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