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Having sex with someone after they have passed out.
She was just laying there so I had no choice but to dead horse.
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an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.
mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?
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A big sturdy black fellow that looks like they can pull a cart with no problems.
That boy is built like a big cart horse.
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in lancaster pa and some other places. and horse with a carrage like thing attached to the back full of amish people
oh shit i think i just hit a horse and buggy!
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When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.
Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"
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Damn, I owned that horse Nigger, now he's gettin away!
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Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.
Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.
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