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happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 October 8, 2015


happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.

walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.

by Used ink August 30, 2010


Smack Happy

The period of time when tiredness hits before you fall asleep and you feel really energetic and loopy.

She was really hyper and made no sense before she passed out because she was so smack happy.

by lilly may October 22, 2009


happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 26, 2016


Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018


Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

by memes are dead October 3, 2016

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Happy Tieg

Once Tieg has stock piled all his food and has gotten at least 12 hours of sleep he becomes Happy Tieg.

Dang, Tieg you seem to be a Happy Tieg today.

by Vanderslar May 14, 2020