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grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
When you screw love and Cupid hunts you dwn and tortures u.
U feel worthless. U feel physical pain. U feel like some one pushed a daggar through ur heart and stuck a sword through ur stomach. U feel dizzy and it gets hard 2 breath. U r sad beyond belief.
U think about him/her and wish it could hav worked. U wish there wasnt conflict between ur ex's and that u knew how to magically make this all better even tho u kno u cant.
U reminess on all the times u kissd him/her and u remember evry time he/she said i love u. U finally come to the relization to walk away and accept life and urself just the way it is. And whatever may be will be.
Chica: I love you
J: I love u 2 but I can't do this
Chica: I understand, you deserve better than me.
J: Its not that,,, I was heart broken,,, I dnt want that any more.
Chica: Don't say any more J. I truly understand. Ur better off without me.
*starts walking off
J: *calls after her* I still love you.
Chica: Goes to grave yard and wishes she were there instead of her ex-bf Chris.
A rare case in which residents who reside in New Mexico suffer from.
If you drink/eat something cold and then throw it away while there is still something left because you had a "brain freeze", the next time you drink/eat something cold, you will have a heart freeze.
There has only been once case so far of a heart freeze.
A heart freeze cannot be transmitted sexually, orally, or by touch.
A word used by neocons to make fun of people who care about the environment, the sad state of public schools,the bullshit war in Iraq, or basically anything other than themselves.
More than 30,000 Iraqi civilians have died since the beginning of the war. Why shouldn't I be a bleeding heart?
When you eat too many potatoey foods, your chest gets full and it makes you go 'meahhhhh' = potato heart.
Frank: "I ate those potato foods too fast. My chest hurts!"
Sally: "Ah, you have potato heart"
That feeling when someone you love and care about breaks up with you and breaks your heart. It's a stinging feeling inside and you might feel full of crap. It is the most hurtful thing to do to a girl because most girls are sensitive and don't like it when their heart is broken. I think when someone breaks your heart, it feels like your going to die and you have lost the man/girl for you. You will not want to date anyone else until you know it's the right time and when you have gotten over it. If a girl breaks up with a man, he is probably cool with it because they didn't really love you. If a guy breaks up with a girl they are not cool with it and want to get back together. I will never want my boyfriend to break my heart. I know he wont anyways because he cares about me and wont cheat on me like other boys would(PLAYERS). I know if he would break up with me I would be in crying flames. Because, I love him. His name is Mikey. And if you ever read this Mikey you probably know who I am and I wanna just let you know is that I love you. I love you like you love me Mikey. Don't ever break my heart. I love you.
MIKEY:Hey **(not saying my name)**, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry.
******: But why? Did I do anything?
MIKEY:It's because everyone is picking on me because I'm dating a smarter person than me
******: But, who cares what other people think?
MIKEY: I do. Sorry.
******: Well you should be sorry! YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART! **THINKS: I have a broken heart now....**
MIKEY: *SIGH*
**That was an example of what could happen with me and my boyfriend(Possibly yours)**