trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

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purple helmeted love warrior

penis

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Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

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Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.

Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

Satan's crash helmet

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).

You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
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Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

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purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

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