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A female associated with the catholic school scene, and noted for her sexually promiscuous behavior. Hot mamas. Term was first coined in reference to a clique at Holy Child (catholic school in MoCo) circa 2001.
Person A: Did you check out that fine lady?
Person B: Nah, man, don't mess with that shit, she's a holy ho. I banged her last night... and her friend the night before that... and there were like 3 of us the night before that... and then a nun...
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Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
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to be dumped by someone so they can pursue their relationship with God.
Damn Ryan, you just got holy rollered!
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a joint rolled out of a bible page
yo you wanna go smoke a holy ghost?
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noun - A pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. Defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.
Jarred: I killed Sean!(claim)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I shot Sean in the head!(instint kill)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I cast a giant fireball on Sean!(magic)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I told some guys to sell stuff to Sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
Sean: Ahhh!
Mike: You can't do that, Sean is wearing Holy Pantrs!!!!1
Sean: Yay!
Jarred: I slapped Sean!(other things)
Sean: Oh crap that hurt!
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It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.
Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?
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I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
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