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jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010


sky hook

A very rare soccer maneuver in which a goal is scored directly on a corner kick without any other player touching the ball.

Sukru Gulesin, a Turkish professional soccer player who also played for two Italian clubs, scored on 32 sky hooks in his career, more than any other player before or since.

by Guayaquil January 6, 2018


Hook House

A Hook House is an establishment of ill repute, or brothel.

"Boy, that lady's attire is worthy of a Hook House."

by Dkfgncdks December 14, 2021


Hook Bum

To shove your finger in someone’s anus in a hook shape and pull

I met up with Serina last night and gave Her a dirty hook bum

by Hookbum69 October 9, 2020


Harry Hook

A really hot dude with eyeliner in Descendants 2+3

NB Person: Bro I stayed up all night reading a Harry Hook about a girl who is the daughter of Elsa and Jack Frost and Harry Hook is her should mate, its called Frozen by theclockworkghost on Wattpad
Genderfluid: Thanks I was looking for a new one

by Gayforfictionalfolk December 25, 2021

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j-hook

A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".

Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.

by 1hank1 March 16, 2007

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red hook

small town that i miss a shitload in upstate new york

i want to go back to red hook

by totallylostasusual January 6, 2005

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