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When you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. You think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.
John: Yo, Sara's here and she said she's bringing friends.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.
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To go beyond "beating a dead horse"
You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.
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Having sex with someone after they have passed out.
She was just laying there so I had no choice but to dead horse.
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an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.
mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?
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A big sturdy black fellow that looks like they can pull a cart with no problems.
That boy is built like a big cart horse.
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in lancaster pa and some other places. and horse with a carrage like thing attached to the back full of amish people
oh shit i think i just hit a horse and buggy!
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When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.
Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"
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