how I roll

A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.

Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?
Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.
Girl: Okay, that's fine then.

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That's how Jesus did it

Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.

Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!

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How bout now?

Phrase said to person of the opposite sex with the intent of "giving or receiving sex" as being the topic!!

You are looking at a hot girl (or guy) and just non chalantly say "How bout Now?" And if they say no, say "OK" and then again "So, how about Now?"

Not to be used in conjunction with "Can you hear me now?"

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How's she blowin

To ask one how their day is going, how they are feeling, or both. Similar to "How's she goin'". As for the nature of the question people tend to respond with "She" or "Blow" since it fits nicely, keeps a dirty twist on an everyday question.

"Blow" used in this context is not in anyway negative, when "she" blows, "she" should be blowing good otherwise you should think of finding a new one.

"How's she blowin today Zack?"
"She's blowin' good so far."

"How's she blowin today Ethan?"
"She doesn't blow at all, that's the problem."

"How's she blowin today Karl?"
"She's blowin'."

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How to avoid coronavirus

1. Wash your hands
2. Sneeze and cough into in your hand or a tissue

3.only use the mask if you have the coronavirus

How to avoid Coronavirus

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OMG WTF HOW

1) When your ugly, less popular friend gets a boyfriend/ freind with benifits. 2) The phrase you say when your ugly friend gets hit on.

1) -Dude, did you hear that chick got a boyfriend?

-OMG WTF HOW

2) -That chick totally got laid.

-OMG WTF HOW

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how we live

When you do something really amazing and want to celebrate that with your friends

dude did u see me get that shot in the last second. HOW WE LIVE!

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