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When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.
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Marijuana. Taken from its slight resemblance in appearance when broken up to packaged catnip, and its similar effects on humans as catnip has on cats.
The cat's been into the human nip again!
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Okay so this is basically an advanced version of the human centipede, and it's totally PC. In this scenario you'd have 249 other people with a ball sack. Everyone is in a line on all fours sucking the balls of the person in front of them. Since there are 250 people with 4 limbs contacting the ground, we've got a 1000 legged sucking machine ready to move in the choice direction of the leader. (who isn't sucking a ballsack) Have fun with this one guys.
Ho-ho man! Did you see the human millipede walking down 7th street today? Looked enticing
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An interesting but complicated subject about be parts and systems in our bodies.
Tibia honest, I failed that human anatomy test.
I had to memorise all the bones in the body for human anatomy.
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The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.
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When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.
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