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It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
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A indie band from Orange County, CA known for a Bass Heavy Electro-Punk way of making music. The lineup consist of Mister Skiddly as Vocalist/Frontman and Buzz Killington as Backing Vocalist/Producer
I just got tickets to go see Mind Control Agency tonight. Want to come with me.
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For men, masturbation. By keeping the level of cum down we can easily control our errections.
Dan spends a little too much time with his self control exercises.
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A hug given very awkwardly. When giving a birth control hug, you usually only use one arm and extend it as far as it will go and only touch the other person with your fingers.
person 1- did you hug him goodbye?
person 2- kinda. it was a birth control hug.
person 3- damn that sucks. birth control hugs don't count.
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Having anal sex as a way of birth control.
I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.
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When a woman takes hormone altering pill like birth control pill, she is very liable to have her fat stored in one place on her body more so than others. In this case her ass. This is far more than mere "junk in the trunk"
you uses this term when her ass is grossly unproportioned to her body.
Shes only taller than me when we are sittign down because of her birth-control ass
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used by a clueless old person on a computer when his/her computer gets a virus. usually has no effect or makes the problem worse
The gray haired dude control alt deleted and blew up hiroshima and nagasaki.
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