The act of using one's status as an individual who developed gray hair unusually early in life to feign ignorance, avoid responsibilities or or physical labor, or otherwise reap tangible or societal benefits generally reserved for the elderly.
Michael spent all day sitting on his couch saying he was "too old for this" and acting like he didn't understand anything, he's totally gray-facing again
Ben was with his girlfriend ( a minor) and she Got the Mr. Gray
A man who found a balance between being a White Knight and a Black Knight. Gray Knighting is the action of a man who uses critical thinking before tackling an issue and making a judgment.
There's been a decrease in gray knighting these past few years.
Emily gray is the weirdest kid at school, she sits next to jayden (whos also mega fag), she pierces her ears by DIY and not done by a proffesional, how dare she disrespect the economy and the mosman life at the same time. She wears rebooks to PE instead of Nike airs and doesn't even own a juicy pair of doc martens or converse, is she even an "edgy" teen?
Emily is mega gay, stop being an emily gray.
The male right to be sexist and bigoted.
Guy1: That bird is well fit, I'd hang out the back of it.
Guy2: Fuck yeah... I'd smash her keys n gray right in!
Having a severe sexual attraction for the elderly or senior citizens, particularly for the interested party who is many years younger.
A: "I think your grandma is hot!"
B: "Gross, I think you have a case of gray fever."
These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!