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shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater August 31, 2008


Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 10, 2022


Sheet Stuffer

1. A derogatory term towards horny women.
2. A woman who is sexually aroused but lacks in company
3. A woman who results to stuffing herself with items of clothing to obtain sexual pleasure

"She is such a Sheet Stuffer"
"Someone get this girl some d*** or she will become a sheet stuffer"

by a texas-guitar-king1 May 8, 2017


Sheet Geek

noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.

Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.

by M A S November 9, 2006


Sheet Hustler

A man who makes his living using women for money, a place to stay and other perks by sexing them down. The sheet hustler is usually very good at giving head and knows his way around a vagina so well, that his motives are never questioned because he’s just that good at what he does!! May also be considered the male version of a “Sugar Baby

Pistol Pete was a sheet hustler back in the day and never had his own place until he settled down later in life.

by Mermaid Mel March 12, 2023


Sheet rock Angel

The end result of any physical altercation involving a huge moron named Ed, a fellow employee, and a sheet rocked wall.

STFU Noob, say one more thing to me and I will make you a Sheet Rock Angel.

by We Drink tonight October 19, 2010


Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 4, 2020