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If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
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As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
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After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urinal furthest from one another.
During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.
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Something that isn't illegal to do, but you shouldn't due it even if it's legal. Breaking an unwritten law often causes confusion, chaos, and/or misunderstanding.
If you park next to a vehicle of the same color and make of yours, you're breaking an unwritten law.
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Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.
You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.
If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.
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A research paper that generally pretentious people who think they are smart write in their fourth year of law.
Most of the time spent doing 489s will actually be spent complaining about how much work one has to do without actually doing it, acting intellectually superior, watching cat videos on youtube and spending course-related costs at the railway station on chocolate and thai prostitutes.
"Hey do you wanna go to the Big K tonight?"
"Na man I've gotta do my LAWS 489, got soooooooo much to do, gotta be so smart for this shit."
*Hangs out in the law library eating chocolate and watching cat videos*
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A smoker's law (easily applied to drinking), first created in Hunter's Coffeeshop, Amsterdam. should a smoker find himself in the company of more than one joint at any one time, he most smoke all the joints in his possession at least once before passing them onto the next smoker in their respective directions.
"stoph, dude, you already have a frickin' joint"
"yeah, but, hunter's law dude"
"that's jus' greedy, yo"
"shut it! or i'll have sex on your bread!"
"fine."
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