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Suture self

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.

"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.

by QuacksO August 16, 2019


Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.

Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!

by banterlad February 23, 2012


Self hug

The thing you do when your so lonley and nobody wants to hug you

Self hugging, seriously its lonley. It makes your self feel better but its lonley

by TheForce_ November 10, 2020


Self-sexual

Adjective; a person who is self-sexual is someone sexually attracted to oneself. Can be considered a sexuality, such as heterosexuality or homosexuality. This may entail flirting with oneself in the mirror or being turned on by naked pictures of oneself.

This also stems to plots of hentai or other porn, in which a person may clone oneself or encounter oneself from another dimension, and then engage in sexual intercourse with oneself. This is often considered homosexual or incest sexual, or a form of masturbation.

That girl is so self-sexual, she would have sex with herself if she could!

by DeusVult Infidels June 30, 2018


Self Esteemicals

An expression of one self that a person may or may not possess. A person can have low self esteemicals or high self esteemicals depending on how they think of themselves as a person.

Person 1: Ya know, I love you and all, but you're really short
Person 2: Thanks for messing with my low self esteemicals

by Jack Phuckterpuss December 5, 2011


self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.

When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.

by Mama Martha June 29, 2019


monkey self

When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.

"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."

"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."

by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022