Iron Credit

(Or, Iron Creds)
Term used in fitness, weightlifting, powerlifting or other barbell sports.

To be given respect for knowledge in barbell sport and relating sciences when an individual demonstrated achievement of developing excellence in said sport themselves.

No dude, I would not listen to her, she only just started personal training people and has no iron credit.

He is proper knowledgeable, not to mention his iron credit, 'reckon if you train with him you'll be riding that gain train!

Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

Iron FUPA

A mix of a woman's pubic hair when it is so massive, it prevents anyone getting inside her, with a abnormally large pubic area where fatty waste is stored.

I can't believe you tried to do "Alexandria the Iron Curtain"

After working out for months Breean lost her Iron FUPA

Brandishin iron

To wave your gun.

Often referenced in hip-hip:

So Ghetto

Jigga Man aka - Jay Z & Dj Premo

I put your crew in hard bottoms
The priest is like, "God's got him"
"He never did nuttin to nobody but them boys shot him"
Brandishin iron, outlandish buyin

The Demigodz

Apathy & Celph Titled

Apathy - Verse 3:

I jump in the arena and stand up to the lions

Expand like a DNA strand in man science

Former old scrolls, to gold on Spanish islands

Pirate of the Caribbean brandishin iron

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron