pregnant teacher

when your teacher is happily married, young and wants a family, one night she an her husband lay down and make love, and then the women gets pregnant

my teacher is pregnant! she is a pregnant teacher

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pe teacher

The guy/girl who is either a complete idiot, a complete savage, a complete redneck, a complete country boy, or a complete ratchet. Wears the newest skecher 12s, or has the most expensive nike shoes and wears a different pair each day of the week. Depends if hes a hoodlum or not.

guy 1: dude im getting such a boner to our hot pe teacher right now.
guy 2: i am too, but im getting most of it from her shoes. I'd cum all over em.
guy 1: yeah dude, totally radical.

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piano teacher

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.

The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

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tourism teacher

an ignorant individual who has no mind for learning and has reduced themselves to the lowest form of teaching within an already poor education system. Male tourism teachers often seem to have very feminine voices, as well as little personality and low sexual standards.

My tourism teacher sucks at life.

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Teachers Pet

A Teachers Pet is like the left lung of a teacher (it feels).If there would be a paper to mark first or work to copy for the next year, it would be theirs.A teachers pet raises their hand for every question asked in class.The teacher usually sends them around allot or puts them in charge.They are given a "spesial treatment".The teachers pet almost take all the spot light off of other kids and just place it on themselves.They just kiss ass by teachers.They are "always" right.

Teacher:"Okay kids, I have coppied

Leah's work for the test."
Teacher:"Kids, I have a meeting, Leah

please lead the class in the

work, the sub. I am not sure of."
Headleader:"So I am here for nothing?!"

"She is such a teachers pet!!"
Leah:"No, you are wrong I am correct!"
Headleader:"Go stab yourself please.?"

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Supply Teacher

A Teacher that is called in because your normal teacher is either sick or cannot physically put up with your class today. A Supply Teacher is a person who you can get away with things around, like:
-Sitting with your friends in class and not in your designated seat
-Talking
-Not doing work

However there are some Supply Teachers that come prepared, printing out your seating plan and making worksheets. Beware these Supply Teachers, there is no way to double cross them.

Not doing work
friends
Teacher
Supply Teacher

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Science Teacher

Noun; a massive nonce with lots of acne on his clothes

Our science teacher was checking little billy out

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