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When a woman is in labor, but had gelatos for lunch that day. As the baby starts crowning she lets out a fierce gust of wind comes shooting out of her anus, causing the baby to shoot out of her alarmingly fast.
The baby was stinky after the moms Italian fart.
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the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage
I would love an Italian job from Tony.
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A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.
Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!
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me
Bitches call me the Italian Stallion cuz I'm hung like a horse and they ride me all night!
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When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.
When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.
Having a cigarette while sat on the toilet pooping
My favourite part of the day is having an Italian job first thing in the morning when I get out of bed, otherwise I lack the sheer will to live generally
A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.
Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!