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Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, California'
Yo do you see that giraffe over there?
Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?
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He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?
Students: Jacob batalon
Teacher: correct!
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1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.
2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.
1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.
2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.
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POG streamer, the most Wholesome man on the planet :) Also known for appearing on the MrBeast and MrBeastGaming channel !! Has a Habit of saying," What the honk?".
guy 1: Hey do you know Karl Jacobs?
guy 2: The one who's married to sapnap? He's POG
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the realest nigga alive he fucks bad bitches and gets more stacks than u.
hey jacob williams can i come over
~naw im busy fuckin bad bitches
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When someone does the splits in a funny manner. Named after the legendary Wipeout contestant, Jacob Mann, who did the splits on the big balls.
Dude, I don't know what happened. I was just running and pulled a Jacob Mann.
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A rapist who was attempting to reach for his knife when a police officer shot him 4 times paralyzing him.
"You heard about Jacob Blake"
"Yeah it's caused more riots around the US"
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