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The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone throughout them.

The Jesse Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.

"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."

by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005

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peter and jess

A beautiful thing, a loving couple, pure and true love, longing to always be together, hatred of being apart and always caring for the other's hurt.

I wish i was like peter and jess

by Lurvvver May 27, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesse McCartney

The hottest guy in america!!!!! if u do not watch summerland ur a dork and eveyone hates u!!!!!!!!! he is the hottest guy alive and no 17 year old can breat him!!!!

kelsey: holy crap look at that hot guy
ally: its jesse mccartney...DUHH...who else
kelsey:...ohhhh

by Hottgirl March 22, 2005

120๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesse mccartney

a pretty boy that got famous merely because of blonde hair.

ewwww jesse mccartney is a faggot and got famous because of a pretty face NOT! he must of slept with his manager to get famous.

by jesse sucks February 24, 2005

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Jesse McCartney

Basically, GOD. A totally cute, sweet and fun to hang out with guy who really is normal. And for all of those ou there who do not agree, it's probs because they are deaf, blind and stupid.

Did you see that guy? He was soo cute!
Yeah, that was Jesse McCartney

by jessemccartneygirl January 12, 2010

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Jesse Hunt

nerd.

Go get a life Jesse Hunt!

by FaithAnn Hunt November 30, 2015

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Jesse Chang

The Gay Korean Kid that looks at my penis every day and stalks me, HES THE BIGGEST BLUDGER EVER

"Look its a JESSE CHANG!"
"Oh yeah the biggest and gayest Korean bludger"

by Seeeangwu March 11, 2019

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