Sonny Jim

an exclamation of surprise and/or embarrassment. akin to "holy shit" or "dang nabbit". Often uttered by the elderly.

Cletus: "Hey Bill! You left the tacklebox on that there dock!"

Bill Dance: "Sonny Jim, you're right."

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go Jim

verb: to "go Jim" on something, predominantly using a large quantity of ketchup, or any condiment for the fact of the matter, on an item of food.

At a tailgate, "Oh man, I can't wait to go Jim on my hotdog!"

At a diner, "The only way this dirty diner steak can be saved is if I go Jim on it with A-1 sauce!"

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Iron Jim

A scrawny male who walks into a weight room proceeding to workout but ends up standing in the middle of the gym like a retard and staring at the other people as they pump iron.

jake (benching): Is it just me, or has that dood been doing nothing but staring around at people for the last hour?

nick (spotting): Yeah dood that's just your typical Iron Jim.

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mr jim

in the 60's, this was another name for the white man.

watch out, mr jim will accuse you of drinking from the wrong fountain.

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slim jim

a man who's member resembles a piece of old rope

your dad has a slim jim

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jim beam

horrible shit in a bottle

fuck jim beam, that shit is weak water

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Jim Halpert

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).

On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.

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