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A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.
"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"
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a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her
Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
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Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.
2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...
Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.
That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.
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Someone who makes women drink their semen regularly. Absolute fucking Chad and will destroy your female's vagina at will.
Coined by Denzel Curry on his song, "Ice Age".
"Jizz boss. Make her drink the cum sauce."
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1. It's when some one completely butt fucks you, and screws you over so bad that it makes your jizz go in the reverse direction bringing excruciating pain to your balls.
2. When masterbating, and you are about to cum and nothing but dust comes out, you have just experienced an anti-jizz.
3. If someone is a complete douche-bag, and they get on your nerves every second of the day, they can be considered as the anti-jizz.
1. I jacked off so many times today that I experienced an ant-jizz.
2. Dale is the anti-jizz.
3. Kid 1: Someone just took my car!
Kid 2: Man that's the anti-jizz.
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the tiny pieces of tissue you get stuck to your hand when you blow your load into the tissue...
i got to go was my hand i got jizz bits on my hand
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A small male Northern Pike that, when caught in the spring, blows a load all over you when trying to get the hook out of it's mouth.
Fish On! Oh wait it's just another fucking jizz snake.
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