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Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.

Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.

by GapJobMaster67 June 15, 2011


Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.

"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"

by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020


Tater Job

Proposing an idea as your own after copying the idea verbatim from another person's email/text/skyp

Me: You should put that into the location.rb file
You: Hey, I'll add that to location.rb
Me: Don't Tater Job me!

by taterjobber August 21, 2009


crumb job

Eating ass after the person has taken a shit and didnโ€™t thoroughly clean.

Aaron shit earlier and Brandi Gave him a crumb job after.

by Brycecreamman December 7, 2018


Rube Job

When a hillbilly gets head.

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.

by helifart223234 November 20, 2009


below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 11, 2006

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Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.

Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.

by cjredskin September 13, 2009

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