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joe joint

ridiculously small joints that you always seem to burn ur fingers on
usually about .4g in it

Fuck i just burned my hand on that joe joint

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT A SKUNT

by ma.rson November 4, 2007


Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.

Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .

by Evan_Dayhoff March 15, 2018


truffle joint

a joint rolled with a kief surprise in the center

Want me to save this kief for the truffle joint?

by panpan823 February 14, 2020


Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011


Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.

"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"

by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023


my joint backdrafted

When you take a hit on a joint and it flames up in the middle and the tip.

I took a hit and my joint backdrafted and nearly burnt my my lip.

by MaBH January 21, 2024


Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org

Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

www.pointsforjoints.org

by StonerLoner November 21, 2010