July 21

National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day.

On this day, you can give your teacher a kiss.
This kiss can be done anywhere. Cheek, lips, arm, hand, neck, e.t.c. Where ever you want!

(Make sure you have your teachers consent by the way)

"Why is Zach kissing our teacher?..." - Jennifer

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's July 21st, which means today is National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day, so it's fine." - Zoey

"Oh okay." - Jennifer

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Julie Hom

Julie is the best roomate ever! She was homecoming queen senior year and she is so fun to sing with and be around! Julie Hom is a noun. Everybody loves a Julie Hom, its a fact.

I had a Julie Hom day today and it was awesome!!! cha bra

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july 25th

the day to celebrate angels birthday not dylans.

july 25th is angels birthday and obviously more important that dylans.

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July 17th

July 17th is the day where heathers are born! Prettiest fucking heathers that ever existed!!!NOT ONLY a Heather but an EXTRA pretty heather

July 17th Heather: what do I mean?

Opposite person: your a REALLY fucking pretty heather!

July 17th heather: thx but I'm being serious
Opposite person: I'm being serious too
July 17th heather : oop-

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July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.

Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea

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July 12

July 12 the national day to send ass pics

Oh it’s July 12 looks like I’m getting ass pics

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July 26th

THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.

July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN

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