June 3rd

A day in which, it is absolutely necessary to attend a friend's birthday party. Any friend who does not attend is racist and homophobic

"Lui won't be coming to your birthday on June 3rd"
"What? Is he racist or something?"

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June 3rd

The national Bodmiester day. It provides good luck. It also is used to worship the mighty Bodmiester.

Hey, its June 3rd, that means it is national Bodmiester day!
Wow, I hope I get A's today!
Pray to the Bodmiester you do.

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June 12

National Grab ass/dick day.

You: can i grab your ass/dick ?
A person: Why?
You: Because it’s National Grab ass/dick day. and its june 12.

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June 26

National hickey day

Celebrated by making large amount of hickeys

Girl: why are you doing all of these hickeys i can't be seen like that!

Boy: relax it's june 26! national hickeys day!

Girl: oooh i see ;)

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June 23

It’s the day that very special girls were born. Girls that were born on that day are soft, gorgeous, talented, sexy and sassy. They are often good dancers even if they don’t know. They get all the boys attention and they are attractive affffff

“I was born on the 23rd June” “That’s where you got all your sassiness from” ;) June 23

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JUNE 2

National fuck ur girlfriend/boyfriend day 😈💦 y’all girls and boys get ready

Hey babe it’s June 2nd 😏you ready

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June 6

June 6! It's summer break yay! No homework!

Yay June 6 it's summer break!

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