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A douchebag king can only be appointed by a group(3 or more people) who know the said douchebag king longer than one evening. One douchebaggy act cannot nominate one to be a douchebag king, only a lifetime of douchebaggery can elevate one to this status.
My old garage cabinet boss went around telling people he was sleeping with my girlfriend for six months when he hadn't, so I told his wife, who took his kids, his house, and all his savings, thereby elevating him to the rank of douchebag king to oversee all of california.
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ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066
fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down
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This one nice man that goes by the name of Juice FUCKING Wrld
Son : Dad who is the Freestyle King
Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...
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A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.
See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!
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A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.
Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)
I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!
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1. The guy who banned people for cheating, but cheated himself.
2. Selfess old bastard that likes men.
3. The Kahunastratator or the bastard that bans anyone in the NS community for playing NSAdmin.
4. High on drugs.
1. Guy1: King Kahuna banned me.
Guy2: I heard you have to suck his dick to get unbanned
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To suddenly appear in someone's face when they aren't expecting it. Bein all creepy like the Burger King in the Burger King commercial.
I shit my pants in terror when you Burger Kinged me as I came out of the bathroom.
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