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Lord Almighty also known as God or Yahowah/Adonai in Christianity, Judaism etc.
i ) An all-powerful, all-knowing creator and ruler of the universe who is present everywhere at any given moment who is the source of all moral authority: the supreme being.
ii) Also used for emphasis or to express emotions such as surprise, anger, or distress.
"Lord Almighty!, what did my child do to deserve this?"
i) Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it. - (Malachi 3:10)
ii) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
i ) "Though he slay me, yet I will trust in the Lord Almighty"
ii) "Do not fear or worry, for Lord Almighty will deliver you from all troubles"
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One who creates a thread on a forum and continually posts comments after every reply. Most of said comments are useless, and are only an attempt to keep the thread going.
Forum_Poster313: Dude this thread is decent
Minge-bag25: Yeah, i know, i created it!
Minge-bag25: Any more stuff for my thread?
Minge-bag25: Hey forum poster, how's that thing of your's doing?
Forum_Poster313: Man, your being a total thread lord
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Discovered by The Legendary Wordsmith Eric during an archaeological expedition to the darkest corners of the internet, this singular entity known only as Lord Omg'Wtf is revered by several degraded and nefarious cults as the God of the Internet.
It is prophesised that Lord Omg'Wtf shall one day rise from his digital crypt, to spread madness and mayhem across the land. As his influence grows, those who fall under his command will forever speak in his dreaded tongue, known by his initiates as "L337".
Chain letters are His Unholy Gospel;
spam is His Wrath. Beware the accursed sigil of the Omg'Wtf cult, a curious inscription consisting of a colon and a single parenthesis.
These cults are known to engage in orgiastic license during their worship of His Icon, a pixel-based sculpture depicting His faceless, sickly-yellow bipedal form running, nay, chasing his prey on the Day of His Resurrection.
All Hail Lord Omg'Wtf, that we may be spared His Wrath!
We offer this sacrifice of proper grammar and spelling in His Name!
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-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.
"The Dark Lord is coming for you."
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When a person is extremely in their feels, ribs by lorde is the song that will make them cry their eyes out.
"he just cheated on me, ribs by lorde"
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When both you and your roommate bring home someone and you both hookup at the same time in your own beds. Like the scene when the brother and sister are hooking up in their shared room.
Hey look at those two hot guys. Lets bring them home and Lords of Dogtown.
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A person who wears a lot of bling. Wordplay on "Lord of the Rings".
The friendly pimp whom I met in the alley was Lord of the Blings.
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