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Although some say that all these definitons arent true and they show that Lake Oswego isn't that bad, it is. Those people are probably just 40 year old lo moms who want lo to look good. it sucks. Lakeridge is the only good school, Lake Oswego High School doesnt know how to party or have fun.
Anyways, LO consists of
0.6% black
4.6% asian
2.3% mexican
1.4% other
and of course, 91.1% white
99% of the moms are botoxed in more than 7 ways
.3% are botoxed in just 1
and the other are real
Lakeridge has a higher acedemic rate than LOHS, but also has more drinking and drug problems.
90% of the kids have BMW's, Jeeps, or Mercedes, the others are just super cool.
Also known as Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, and the Bubble
Also similarly is West Linn but they are nothing compared to Lake Oswego
1st person (from Hillsboro "I can't believe you live in LO. Haha i bet everyone drives bmw's and wears juicy"
2nd person (from somewhere else) "shhh dont offend them."
Lake Oswego person "Nah its chill, its all true. *ring ring* there goes my phone, i have to pick my mom up from botox. love ya, tata, byeee"
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A town that has one of the finest white rappers in all of the universe.
Williams Lake is home of the maafuckin D TANK.
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Forest lake A very Un forest like place which does include a lake is a place where Dreams go to die. Conveniently Located thirty miles north of the twin cities right after 35e and 35w intersection into 35N. If ur unfortunate to have attended the High school there, there is a 67% chance you have a Felony conviction for controlled substance sale or possession and 95% of those set their friends up for heroin sale because they got caught with a weed stem in their car. Full of bitch ass dudes but plenty of good pussy. Nuf said
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Woodcliff Lake is a town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. It is famous for having a plethora of rich kids. Think of Woodcliff Lake as a suburban version of Gossip Girl. From an early age (7th grade on) children spend their time at lavish bar/bat mitzvahs. Jewish kids spend their time during the summer at various camps while the non-jewish rich kids spend them doing whatever they please.
High School is spent at Pascack Hills. This is where Woodcliff Lakers are forced to mix with poor Montvalians. Many Montvalians resent Woodcliff Lakers for being richer than they are. Woodcliff Lake is where almost 100% of the smart, rich kids come from and the Montvalians know it.
High School is filled with parties. Many rich kids parents leave for a while leaving their McMansions unattended creating the perfect opportunity for a party. Most Lakers spend their vacations in various places all over the United States and abroad. Summer Camp for the Jews and Teen Tours tend to become popular during the early high school years. High School kids also bring their cars to school. You will see an abundance of cars from Lexus, BMW, Mercedes, and Acura. Lexuses and BMWs are by far the most popular. Any other crappy car in the lot will most likely be owned by a student from Montvale.
Demographics: Rich Jews, Rich Asians, Rich Whites. Poor others.
Montvalian: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
Laker: We're vacationing in Europe then coming back to spend time at the beach house. Then back to Woodcliff Lake. What about you?
Montvalian: Nothing.
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1) Where white kids are the minority and all the druggies come to play
2) Kristoffs and Lake Bowl and the Paradigm Cafe.
3) a Bunch or pussy ass poser bitchs who talk mad shit but dont do anything back
4) Gangs love to tag shit up here.
5) where all the stoners like Sandy Kinsey, Shane Kathem and Kyle Kenna live and make the town look worse then it is
6) where the only kid true to them selves keep to them selves
White kid 1: hey lets go to the movies
White kid 2: lets not theres alot of hood kids there.. >.>
wk1: wanna go to kristoffs
wk2: yea dude. aslong as those bitch ass pot heads arent there.
girl: damn theres nothing to do in Round Lake
guy: lets go to grayslake to the oasis
girl: yea i heard ttc is playing tonight :D
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The pool of male ejaculant caught between the breasts of a young woman. See alsopearl necklaceand pearl jam
"Don't worry Mr.Smith I played it safe. I pulled out and splashed a Budd Lake on your daughter's chest insted."
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A lame town with nothing to do! Except eat good food and drive to Canada so you can drink before you are 21. Filled with silly ass-clowns that like to ride their silly motorcycles and think they are smarter than everyone else.
"Hey wanna go to Lake view with me?"
"Nah, I'm trying to cut down."
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