To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.
He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!
No attending work/school because of laziness.
Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!
Is a woman who has never trimmed or shaved any of her pubic hair.
Person 1: Man did you see the bush on that girl at the pool ?
Person 2: Yeah she was a real lazy lindsey.
A semi erection of the penis, the beginning stages of an erection, when the penis is starting to become erect but is still pointing down and feels heavy.
I've had a Lazy Log all day, I need to get laid soon.
Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.
Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"