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The act of male ejaculation as a result of masturbating, usually taking place in a bed. Upon ejaculating(blowing his load) the individual is too tired or just too lazy to clean up his mess, leaving the load to rest on the sheets, and in and around his belly button(depending on accuracy), He then drifts off into a deep and satisfied slumber.
Guy1: "Dude I was so horny last night, but was too tired to toss 1 off"
Guy2: "Dude why didn't you just 'Lazy Man's Load' that shit?"
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Is a woman who has never trimmed or shaved any of her pubic hair.
Person 1: Man did you see the bush on that girl at the pool ?
Person 2: Yeah she was a real lazy lindsey.
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To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.
He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!
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No attending work/school because of laziness.
Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!
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A semi erection of the penis, the beginning stages of an erection, when the penis is starting to become erect but is still pointing down and feels heavy.
I've had a Lazy Log all day, I need to get laid soon.
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