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Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023


Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023


Abraham Lincoln

A type of masturbation where you shoot a load on the back of someone's head and run out of the theater before they notice.

Bro I just Abraham Lincoln'd that guy!

by Ze Asshatth May 6, 2017


Lincoln Hoover

Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life

Lincoln Hoover is Olivia Kelly’s best friends

by Lmaster November 20, 2020


lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck March 18, 2016


Lincoln field

if u don’t know nobody or not from round there u gotta bang it , if u see niggas arguing mind yo business , u will see a whole lotta fights goin on , & it’s hella hoes so watch out u don’t wanna catch nun .

Lincoln field : mind yo business n u good .

by Taylor tae December 14, 2021


A Lincoln

To do J-Turns and red line your car until you bald your tires and destroy your power steering pumps.

Wow you really pulled a Lincoln on your car yesterday didn't you!

by BIG Richard the great April 13, 2020