In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.
When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
Getting fucked at a debate tournament
I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.
Lmfao it was j obsession I honestly forgot all abt u
-m.s
Lincoln Wierzbicki really isn't 'all that'
When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.
A really hot guy who goes To Cheyenne traditional school and has many friends and is a great athlete. and is so funny .
Look at Lincoln Hurter he is so hot right?
The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.